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And once they've elected POTUS, everyone tries to stop him from doing his job. Can't pay me enough to do that job.

Sunday, 7 February 2010, 1:02 pm
Dewald Pretorius
And once they've elected POTUS, everyone tries to stop him from doing his job. Can't pay me enough to do that job.

The most powerful job in the world, POTUS, requires zero training and previous job experience. Weird.

Sunday, 7 February 2010, 12:59 pm
Dewald Pretorius
The most powerful job in the world, POTUS, requires zero training and previous job experience. Weird.

"Old flatulant" just has a better ring to it.

Sunday, 7 February 2010, 5:38 am
Dewald Pretorius
"Old flatulant" just has a better ring to it.

Today starts the next chapter of life. The rest is still unwritten.

Saturday, 6 February 2010, 9:21 pm
Dewald Pretorius
Today starts the next chapter of life. The rest is still unwritten.

@carlhonore Will tell you later. Have slowed down so much that I don't know when I'll get around to reading it.

Saturday, 6 February 2010, 1:30 pm
Dewald Pretorius
@carlhonore Will tell you later. Have slowed down so much that I don't know when I'll get around to reading it.

Keep faith. A problem will present itself for your solution.

Friday, 5 February 2010, 11:44 pm
Dewald Pretorius
Keep faith. A problem will present itself for your solution.

@carlhonore Bought it. Thanks.

Friday, 5 February 2010, 11:13 pm

@carlhonore Why are your books not available on Amazon Kindle to Canadian customers???

Thursday, 4 February 2010, 9:25 pm
Dewald Pretorius
@carlhonore Why are your books not available on Amazon Kindle to Canadian customers???

Why would a book by a Canadian author not be available on Amazon Kindle in Canada? Stupid!

Thursday, 4 February 2010, 8:19 pm
Dewald Pretorius
Why would a book by a Canadian author not be available on Amazon Kindle in Canada? Stupid!

This is really cool: http://bit.ly/beqrJi

Tuesday, 2 February 2010, 12:39 pm

I think the Apple iPad is a novelty. It will quickly become an expensive paperweight on your desk.

Wednesday, 27 January 2010, 2:04 pm
Dewald Pretorius
I think the Apple iPad is a novelty. It will quickly become an expensive paperweight on your desk.

In a move that took everyone by surprise, Apple branches out into feminine products: http://bit.ly/brtBMa

Wednesday, 27 January 2010, 1:58 pm
Dewald Pretorius
In a move that took everyone by surprise, Apple branches out into feminine products: http://www.apple.com/ipad/

@pram99 What is AY?

Tuesday, 26 January 2010, 4:50 pm

@oakridgenetwork Please submit a ticket with the relevant info here http://bit.ly/1ybqrb and I will take a look at what you have in mind.

Tuesday, 26 January 2010, 4:47 pm
Dewald Pretorius
@oakridgenetwork Please submit a ticket with the relevant info here http://www.socialoomphsupport.com/ and I will take a look at what you have in mind.

@YatPundit That 65 follower guy is as clueless as a spammer who protects his tweets.

Saturday, 23 January 2010, 7:12 pm
Dewald Pretorius
@YatPundit That 65 follower guy is as clueless as a spammer who protects his tweets.

@MarkDykeman I prefer IntenseDebate. Disqus annoyed me from a comment management perspective.

Saturday, 23 January 2010, 7:07 pm
Dewald Pretorius
@MarkDykeman I prefer IntenseDebate. Disqus annoyed me from a comment management perspective.

Just saw three guys sitting a bench. One of them was sitting in the middle.

Saturday, 23 January 2010, 2:41 pm
Dewald Pretorius
Just saw three guys sitting a bench. One of them was sitting in the middle.

Skydiving is one area where rapid prototyping just simply doesn't work.

Saturday, 23 January 2010, 7:22 am
Dewald Pretorius
Skydiving is one area where rapid prototyping just simply doesn't work.

No wonder nothing ever gets done. We humans sit up all night and sit down all day.

Friday, 22 January 2010, 5:42 pm
Dewald Pretorius
No wonder nothing ever gets done. We humans sit up all night and sit down all day.

@mia SocialOomph can do that - control multiple self-hosted wordpress blogs. http://bit.ly/MnNGX

Thursday, 21 January 2010, 9:54 am
Dewald Pretorius
@mia SocialOomph can do that - control multiple self-hosted wordpress blogs. http://www.socialoomph.com/

@danslifestory Unfortunately I don't. It is impossible to determine the reason why someone followed an account.

Wednesday, 20 January 2010, 12:44 pm
Dewald Pretorius
@danslifestory Unfortunately I don't. It is impossible to determine the reason why someone followed an account.

Sign above public toilet: "Continuously flush for 30 seconds before drinking." I swear.

Wednesday, 20 January 2010, 9:04 am
Dewald Pretorius
Sign above public toilet: "Continuously flush for 30 seconds before drinking." I swear.

Saw a sign on a door that said, "This door is alarmed," and I wondered, "What startled it?"

Tuesday, 19 January 2010, 9:07 am
Dewald Pretorius
Saw a sign on a door that said, "This door is alarmed," and I wondered, "What startled it?"

NASA is giving away the Space Shuttle main engines for free http://bit.ly/8lFwCU. They will quite nicely define your driveway entrance.

Monday, 18 January 2010, 7:19 pm
Dewald Pretorius
NASA is giving away the Space Shuttle main engines for free http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010.... They will quite nicely define your driveway entrance.
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I can understand a birthday surprise party, but a surprise birthday party? WTF?

Monday, 18 January 2010, 9:53 am
Dewald Pretorius
I can understand a birthday surprise party, but a surprise birthday party? WTF?

Saint John expecting 200,000 cruise ship visitors this year http://bit.ly/8xgsZS. Better increase production at my bottled fog factory.

Sunday, 17 January 2010, 7:48 pm
Dewald Pretorius
Saint John expecting 200,000 cruise ship visitors this year http://telegraphjournal.canadaeast.com/rss.... Better increase production at my bottled fog factory.

Self, don't shake your iPhone when your hands are slippery. Throwing the thing across the room is not cool.

Sunday, 17 January 2010, 7:43 am
Dewald Pretorius
Self, don't shake your iPhone when your hands are slippery. Throwing the thing across the room is not cool.

Was momentarily excited about 3D TV entertainment until I remembered I can just step outside.

Sunday, 17 January 2010, 1:55 am
Dewald Pretorius
Was momentarily excited about 3D TV entertainment until I remembered I can just step outside.

My new venture: Used books for the Kindle.

Saturday, 16 January 2010, 11:50 am
Dewald Pretorius
My new venture: Used books for the Kindle.

Planning my long-term future. Starting with grocery shopping in the morning.

Friday, 15 January 2010, 10:25 pm
Dewald Pretorius
Planning my long-term future. Starting with grocery shopping in the morning.